RAJAT JOSHI FATHER

All men are equal before fish.


All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.


Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.


Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.


As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.


As I get older, I just prefer to knit.


Be obscure clearly.


Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.


Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.