Graphic Designer & Photographer - Rajat Joshi

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.   A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.   A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is  A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. All men are equal before fish. Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Any girl can be glamorous. All you h...

A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the director of his life. A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact. Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. Henry David Thoreau Every man dies. Not every man really lives. William Wallace Everything has been figured out, except how to live. Jean-Paul Sartre Everything in life i...

If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them, and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed. n order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure n this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. It's not enough that I should succeed - others should fail. Most people give up just when they're about to achieve success. They quit on the one yard line. They give up at the last minute of the game one foot from a winning touchdown. No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. Nothing recedes like success. Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. Pray that success will not come any faster...

सफल व्यक्ति सकारात्मक ढंग से प्रशंसा करते हैं और हँसी मजाक पर बुरा नहीं मानते। वे उत्साह फैलाते हैं। उनकी सकारात्मकता चारो तरफ़ फैलती है और उसकी खुशबु हर जगह बिखरती रहती है। सफल लोग सबकी परवाह करते हैं। उनका यह लिहाज भी उन्हें दूसरों से अलग बनाता है। प्रयासों को प्रोत्साहित कीजिये। तुम मुझे प्रोत्साहित करो, में तुम्हें कभी नहीं भूलूंगा। - विलियम आर्थर बार्ड अपनी सृजनात्मकता को तराशते रहिये। Hone your creativity. बदलती मनः स्थिति ही एक स्वस्थ व रचनाशील व्यक्तित्त्व की निशानी है। नकल नहीं, सृजन करिए। Never immitate, always create. प्रयास करें अपनी आत्मा के छिद्रों को पहचान कर उन्हें सिलने का। सोचें और लिखें : मेरी विशेषताएँ बदलाव की आवश्यकता मैं कैसे बदलाव करना चाहता हूँ। हम जो भी हैं, जो कुछ भी करते हैं, वह तभी होता है जब हम उसे वास्तव में करना चाहते हैं।

 HINDI                      कोई भी काम एक दिन में नहीं सफल होता। काम एक पेड़ की तरह होता है। पहले उसकी आत्मा में एक बीज बोया जाता है, हिम्मत की खाद से उसे पोषित किया जाता है और मेहनत के पानी से उसे सींचा जाता है, तब जाकर सालों बाद वह फल देने के लायक होता है।                                                                                              असफलता सफलता प्राप्त करने का एक महत्वपूर्ण हिस्सा है। अपने मस्तिष्क को अपना रास्ता स्वयं खोजने की शक्ति दीजिये। मेहनत कीजिये लेक...

                                                                                                                                              RAJAT JOKE`s                        ...

All men are equal before fish. All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. As I get older, I just prefer to knit. Be obscure clearly. Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. Erma Bombeck A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. George Bernard Shaw A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. Bob Hope A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. Kevin Nealon A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. Yogi Berra A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." Claude Pepper A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

                 RAJAT NEW A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the director of his life. A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out. Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-eviden "Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street." - Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915) "If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." - Carl Sagan (1934-1996) "A clever man commits no minor blunders." - Goethe (1749-1832)                                                                                               ...

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.                                  But as a woman, I really started feeling vulnerable on the set, and I really felt that it was important that I should not be open for invitation or making myself look as though I was waiting for something.

  R AJAT JOSHI RAJAT JoSHI                                                                                                                                                                 ...