Graphic Designer & Photographer - Rajat Joshi

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.   A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.   A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is  A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. All men are equal before fish. Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Any girl can be glamorous. All you h...

A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the director of his life. A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact. Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. Henry David Thoreau Every man dies. Not every man really lives. William Wallace Everything has been figured out, except how to live. Jean-Paul Sartre Everything in life i...

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.    Yaad toh har koi karega jaane ke baad sache pyar ka pata chal jaayega vaqt aane ke baad kaun kitni mohabbat karta hai nazar aajayega mar jaane ke baad.. ` Har kadam pe dhoke milte rahege par fiza me phool phir bhi khilte rahege yeh haqeeqat hai lowg aksar badal jate hai par phir bhi anjaano se dil milte rehte hai..!! ` yaado main kabhi aap bhi khoye hoge khuli aankho se kabhi aap bhi soye hoge maana hasna hai aadat gum chupaane ki par haste haste kabhi aap bhi roye hoge.. ` labo pe geat to aankho mei khwab rakhte the.. kabhi kitabo mei hum bhi gulaab rakhte the .. kabhi kisi ka jo hota tha intezar humei.. bada hi sham o sehar ka hisaab rakhte the… ` Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti, To safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti! Agar milti BEWAFA ko sazae maut, To diwano ki kabre yu udas na ho...

 HINDI                      कोई भी काम एक दिन में नहीं सफल होता। काम एक पेड़ की तरह होता है। पहले उसकी आत्मा में एक बीज बोया जाता है, हिम्मत की खाद से उसे पोषित किया जाता है और मेहनत के पानी से उसे सींचा जाता है, तब जाकर सालों बाद वह फल देने के लायक होता है।                                                                                              असफलता सफलता प्राप्त करने का एक महत्वपूर्ण हिस्सा है। अपने मस्तिष्क को अपना रास्ता स्वयं खोजने की शक्ति दीजिये। मेहनत कीजिये लेक...

RAJAT JOSHI JOKES     Teacher Student School Hindi Jokes Principal: class ko der kyu pahunche? Student: sir, gaadi puncture ho gaya tha Principal: to tumhe bus mein aana tha Student: socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti hi nahi ha Anpad baap: jaise bhi ho, 4 saal ka apna padaai pooraa kardiye. aage kya karoge? Beta: ji, arrears naam ka ek course hai, use pooraa karna hai. Teacher: tumhaare aur harish ka answers ek jaise hai. woh kaise? Student: kyunki question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye :-) Teacher: Tumhaara Maa kaa naam kya hai? LKG student: Mummy Teacher: 5 mark lekar bhi tum has kyu rahe ho? Student: main yeh soch raha hoo ke woh 5 marks kaise mila :-) Teacher: agar aise hee padte rahoge, zindagi mein kuch nahi banoge. Student: jab zindagi mein kuch nahi banunga, tab main bhi ek teacher ban jaaunga sir. Teacher: jisko kaan sunaayi nahi deta hai, aap use kya bulaate hai? Santa: kuch bhi bulaa...

RAJAT JOSHI JOKE`s                 Hindi Jokes Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai? Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? Student: vidya ke khaatir Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi? Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap? Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga 1st wife: tumhaara sharaabi pati roz peekar ghar aata hai na. tum poochti kyu nahi ho. 2nd wife: main poochi thi. lekin unhone mujhe diyaa nahi. Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na. Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor. Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna. Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo. Patient: teek hai doctor (ek h...