Graphic Designer & Photographer - Rajat Joshi

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.   A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.   A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is  A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. All men are equal before fish. Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Any girl can be glamorous. All you h...

A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the director of his life. A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact. Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. Henry David Thoreau Every man dies. Not every man really lives. William Wallace Everything has been figured out, except how to live. Jean-Paul Sartre Everything in life i...

If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them, and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed. n order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure n this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. It's not enough that I should succeed - others should fail. Most people give up just when they're about to achieve success. They quit on the one yard line. They give up at the last minute of the game one foot from a winning touchdown. No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. Nothing recedes like success. Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. Pray that success will not come any faster...

शांति Peace जिस शांति की तुमको तलाश है, वह तुमसे दूर नहीं है। वह तुम्हारे अन्दर है और जब तक तुम जीवित हो, तुम्हारे अन्दर रहेगी। हर एक मनुष्य के अन्दर संभावना है कि वह जीते-जी शांति का अनुभव कर सके। यह है हमारा संदेश। -  Posted by shakun at 10:30 AM Labels: Maharaji , Prem Rawat , quotes of Prem Rawat , quotes on Peace Tuesday, September 2, 2011 संस्कृति Culture भारत की एकता का मुख्य आधार है एक संस्कृति, जिसका उत्साह कभी नहीं टूटा। यही इसकी विशेषता है। भारतीय संस्कृति अक्षुण्ण है, क्योंकि भारतीय संस्कृति की धारा निरंतर बहती रही है और बहेगी। - आस्तिक भावना और ईश्वर में विश्वास भारतीय संस्कृति का मुख्य अंग है। कोई भी संस्कृति जीवित नहीं रह सकती यदि वह अपने को अन्य से पृथक रखने का प्रयास करे। युग-युग के संचित संस्कार, ऋषि-मुनियों के उच्च विचार। धीरों-वीरों के व्यवहार, हैं निज संस्कृति के श्रृंगार॥ हिंदू संस्कृति आध्यात्मिकता की अमर आधारशिला पर आधारित है...

 HINDI                      कोई भी काम एक दिन में नहीं सफल होता। काम एक पेड़ की तरह होता है। पहले उसकी आत्मा में एक बीज बोया जाता है, हिम्मत की खाद से उसे पोषित किया जाता है और मेहनत के पानी से उसे सींचा जाता है, तब जाकर सालों बाद वह फल देने के लायक होता है।                                                                                              असफलता सफलता प्राप्त करने का एक महत्वपूर्ण हिस्सा है। अपने मस्तिष्क को अपना रास्ता स्वयं खोजने की शक्ति दीजिये। मेहनत कीजिये लेक...

RAJAT JOSHI JOKE`s                 Hindi Jokes Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai? Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? Student: vidya ke khaatir Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi? Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap? Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga 1st wife: tumhaara sharaabi pati roz peekar ghar aata hai na. tum poochti kyu nahi ho. 2nd wife: main poochi thi. lekin unhone mujhe diyaa nahi. Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na. Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor. Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna. Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo. Patient: teek hai doctor (ek h...

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All men are equal before fish. All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. As I get older, I just prefer to knit. Be obscure clearly. Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

MAA & PAA   try to give to the poor people for love what the rich could get for money. No, I wouldn't touch a leper for a thousand pounds; yet I willingly cure him for the love of God. I want you to be concerned about your next door neighbor. Do you know your next door neighbor? If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other. If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.   If you want a love message to be heard, it has got to be sent out. To keep a lamp burning, we have to keep putting oil in it.   Intense love does not measure, it just gives. Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies . Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat. Each one of them is Jesus in disguise. ...

                 RAJAT NEW A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the director of his life. A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out. Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.

RAJAT JOSHI SAMALIYA in BADMAASH COMPANY                                In the movie badmaash company, when the friends company travel to the USA, how come the director did'nt notice that...

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-eviden "Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street." - Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915) "If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." - Carl Sagan (1934-1996) "A clever man commits no minor blunders." - Goethe (1749-1832)                                                                                               ...

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.                                  But as a woman, I really started feeling vulnerable on the set, and I really felt that it was important that I should not be open for invitation or making myself look as though I was waiting for something.

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